Girls who run away from bees and small bugs will never get to hear the nice things they whisper when you hold them close enough to your ear
(Source: realhumanbaby, via ohmyholyaunt)
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
(Source: crycaster, via ohmyholyaunt)
there is a dent from my bum in my mattress because i always sit in the same spot and blog
(via ohmyholyaunt)
*autoplay on ur blog*
[simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
(via borinq)
things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
(via iamnotapotato)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
(via borinq)
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via iamnotapotato)
*takes a selfie*
*gives it back*
(Source: earthnation, via slothandllama)
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community
STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’
What I can’t hear you
(via slothandllama)
